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Guitars And Music

Music is what feelings sound like

Music is an outburst of the soul

Old musicians don't die ... they just decompose

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.

A photographer for CNN was assigned to cover southern California wildfires last year. He wanted pictures of the heroic work the firefighters were doing as they battled the blazes.

When the photographer arrived on the scene, he realized that the smoke was so thick it would seriously impede, or even make impossible, his getting good photographs from the ground level. He requested permission from his boss to rent a plane and take photos from the air.

His request was approved and he used his cell phone to call the local county airport to charter a flight. He was told a single engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag. slammed the door shut, and shouted, "Let's go! "

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and roared down the runway. Once in the air, the photographer requested the pilot to, "Fly over the valley and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures of the fires on the hillsides."

"Why? " asked the pilot.

"Because I'm a photographer for CNN, " he responded. "And, I need to get some close-up shots. "

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered,

"So, you're not the flight instructor? "

A duck walks into a pub and heads straight for the bar. He asks the barman, "Have you got any bread?"

"No sorry, we don't sell bread."

"Have you got any bread?"

"No, I just told you, we don't have any bread."

"Aw right then. What about bread? Do you have any bread?"

"Look you stupid little duck, I don't have any bread! And if you ask me for it one more time, I'm going to nail your beak to this bar!"

The duck pauses to think. "Have you got any nails?"

"No."

"Have you got any bread?"



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